Jokes & laughs ( Page 1 of 15 )

How to meet Family Members? May 01, 2015 12:13

Question: How to call the members of the family to one place? Answer: Just turn off the Wi-Fi and sit near the Router switch, everyone will come there!!

Fruits joke November 01, 2013 10:45

Sir: What is different between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange but color of Apple is not Apple.

Sardar answers to teacher! November 01, 2013 10:42

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" Sardar: "All are born on Government Holidays..!!

Sardar on journey November 01, 2013 10:36

Sardar, in a airplane going to bombay.. while its landing he shouted: "Bombay.. Bombay.." Air hostess said: "be Silent" Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay.. Ombay"

Sardar proposes! November 01, 2013 10:24

Sardar: I think that girl is Deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I LOVE her but she said her chappals are new.

Mobile bill status November 01, 2013 10:15

Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call center girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status. Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Sardar answer! November 01, 2013 10:06

Lectuter: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi? So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but i dont know who is Jayanthi".

Tourist joke November 01, 2013 10:00

Tourist from U.S.A: Any great man born in this village? Sadar: No Sir, only small babies!

Sardar Imagination November 01, 2013 09:53

Interviewer: Just Imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: Its simple i will stop imagination.

Postbox Joke November 01, 2013 09:48

Interviewer: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letter in it? Sardar: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

Sardar's birth-day November 01, 2013 09:11

Interviewer: What is your date of birth? Sardar: 13th October Interviewer: which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe - Every year.

Blonde at the doctors! May 30, 2013 06:15

Please remove your blouse, the doctor told the the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck. When she is ready, the doctor says, "OK, big breaths." "Yeth," she replies, "and I've had them thinth I wath thixthteen!" (AW- Anil)

Photokinetic sons?! May 29, 2013 07:21

Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see…

The Last Meal May 28, 2013 07:02

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump…

I'll drink to that! May 27, 2013 06:07

Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?" "I'm from Ireland." "Me too! I'll drink to…