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Telangana Style wedding card March 01, 2011 10:39

Telangana Style wedding card:'LAGGAM PILUPU'Maa pedda poradu Chi:EllaiahChi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.

One Kiss Per Meter February 01, 2011 10:20

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty & beautiful girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?""Only one kiss per meter," replied the smirking male clerk."That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten meters."With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.

Doctor and Pundit February 08, 2011 09:09

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Young boy and his Dad May 03, 2011 07:44

A young boy asks his Dad,'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that.Your friend over there, is also my son,that's confidential!

Husband,Wife and Begger April 20, 2011 06:12

A man and his wife were walking on a busy street. Coming to a corner a begger shouted out to the lady:"Oh sundari!!! andhha huu. sawa panch rupya de de" (Oh beautiful!! I am blind give me five and a quarter rupees) At once her husband told her: "de de, de de, tujhhe sundari bola hai to har haal me ye andhha hi hai!!" (Give him what he asks, If he thinks you are beautiful then there is no doubt that he is blind!!)

Titanic was sinking February 06, 2011 11:33

Santa: How much the earth is far from here?Banta: 1 kilo meter.Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"Banta: Downwards !Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Sardar Latest Jokes September 17, 2010 10:41

Which Part: Boss: Where were you born?Sardar: India ..Boss: which part?Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India . Ultimate Reply:NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... Smaller Skeleton..??!! Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Sardar: An old king's skeleton.Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

Mis understanding!! August 18, 2010 10:33

Man should listen: A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

Flirties.. August 18, 2010 10:27

1) Scared wife Man: My wife is short temper & she scared of water.Friend: how come?Man: today when i went home, she was in bath tub with the security guard. !!Worst/Best..? First asked: What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?Second replied: It is when your Girl Friend says "You are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends in college."

World (Egg) War August 08, 2010 10:45

Egg war :There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Pakistani's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani pick up the egg. The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Pakistani disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the egg."The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Pakistani fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"

But Pa Won't like It.. August 04, 2010 12:47

But Pa Won't Like it.. It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey Wilmer!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in and have a bite with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up.""That's mighty nice of you," Wilmer answered. "But I don't think Pa would like me to.""Aw, come on." the farmer insisted."Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "But Pa won't like it."After a hearty dinner, Wilmer thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.""Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is your Pa?"Wilmer replied, "Under the wagon."

ADULT JOKES August 02, 2010 12:49

Starts At 7 o' clockA typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."

IT REALLY WORKS August 02, 2010 12:34

IT REALLY WORKS A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"

Midnight Lecturer August 02, 2010 12:14

Police: arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?Man: I’m goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnite?Man: My wife…